jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

hungarian:

i can’t even make eye contact with hot guys like no i am not worthy of ur beautiful eyes goodbye

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work